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    Lovingly handcrafted by out of work elves during the Christmas off season, this collection of delicious "song things" is certain to fill the aching void in your life that, up until now, you might not even have been aware of. But we were. Oh yes indeed, we were.
    And so, like Ghandi, and many before him, we laboured in a dank and stinking pit of dark depravity and came up with some surprisingly sunny and upbeat numbers. Chipper even. And you know why we did this? For you, that's why. Because someone had to do something to get you off the downward spiral that your life has become. You didn't know? Well, life is like that sometimes. You'd think your so called friends would have told you but you know how they can be... But enough about them! Today, thanks to the unceasing in tireless work of The Evanstones, all you problems will soon be like the foam of yesterday's tsunami being shrugged off the triumphant back of Godzilla on his way to a hot date with Faye Raye. (No one ever really believed it would last between her and King Kong anyway)

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The first song recorded for this album and also the sneakiest. Because now it's number 13. Which is kind of a sneaky number itself, if you ask me. Which you didn't. But still... And so, without further ado; Sneaky!
(It's also the sound your sneakers make on a gym floor. Which I just now thought of. Which isn't what this song sounds like at all. I hope...)


from Music from the Last Band on Earth, released January 8, 2017



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The Evanstones Seattle, Washington

Originally lab chimps working as mild mannered reporters for a quaint metropolitan newspaper, The Evanstones came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal monkey men. Upon their arrival at the Ellis Island of Dr Moreau from the old country, the Evanstones changed their name from The Evansteins and were on their way to the fickle fate of forgotten fame and fortune! ... more

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