Shipping and return policies for The Evanstones

Shipping Info
We will ship as cheaply as possible so that you, our fans, will have more time of delightful anticipation and less of that pesky and bothersome burden of "owning".
Return Policy
Defective media will be replaced at no charge to you. (eg, CDs, flash drives and so on). Clothing may be exchanged for the cost of postage. Bazookas, rocket launchers, monkey chow, and other "expendables" may never be returned nor in any way linked with our worldwide reputation for evil in the pursuit of good.