Evanstones T-Shirts??? Who could have seen THAT coming?!?!

from The Evanstones

T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Track

That's right surfers and surffragettes, at long last you can cover your shameful nakedness with genuine Evanstones goodness! The Professeur, seeing an opportunity to avoid actual "work" that needed doing around Evanstones World Headquarters, instead took up pencil and posterboard and designed these special, unlimited edition garments so that an adoring world could show how cool they are by decorating the inside of a drawer or bird cage with one! Luckily for you, he made more than he could wear himself so his gain is now your loss! Don't be the only kid on the block still wearing some "ironic" shirt from the 80's! That sad ship of ironstalgia is about to leave the pier of broken dreams. What are the "kool kids" wearing these days? New clothes! That's right! And you heard it here! Pre-wrinkled to save you all the time you would normally invest in wearing them to bed before going out.
Front - The Evanstones logo

Includes unlimited streaming of Slippery Surface via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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The Evanstones Seattle, Washington

Originally lab chimps working as mild mannered reporters for a quaint metropolitan newspaper, The Evanstones came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal monkey men. Upon their arrival at the Ellis Island of Dr Moreau from the old country, the Evanstones changed their name from The Evansteins and were on their way to the fickle fate of forgotten fame and fortune! ... more

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