That's right surfers and surffragettes, at long last you can cover your shameful nakedness with genuine Evanstones goodness! The Professeur, seeing an opportunity to avoid actual "work" that needed doing around Evanstones World Headquarters, instead took up pencil and posterboard and designed these special, unlimited edition garments so that an adoring world could show how cool they are by decorating the inside of a drawer or bird cage with one! Luckily for you, he made more than he could wear himself so his gain is now your loss! Don't be the only kid on the block still wearing some "ironic" shirt from the 80's! That sad ship of ironstalgia is about to leave the pier of broken dreams. What are the "kool kids" wearing these days? New clothes! That's right! And you heard it here! Pre-wrinkled to save you all the time you would normally invest in wearing them to bed before going out.
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