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Music from the Last Band on Earth

by The Evanstones

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    The monkey lords of the Pacific Northwest have been at it again and, after a long 2 years of sporadic effort, our crackerjack marketing department has decided that the time has finally come to release this album back into the cosmos from which is sprang whist there is still a cosmos to refer back to. We sincerely hope this all works out for the best.
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    Lovingly handcrafted by out of work elves during the Christmas off season, this collection of delicious "song things" is certain to fill the aching void in your life that, up until now, you might not even have been aware of. But we were. Oh yes indeed, we were.
    And so, like Ghandi, and many before him, we laboured in a dank and stinking pit of dark depravity and came up with some surprisingly sunny and upbeat numbers. Chipper even. And you know why we did this? For you, that's why. Because someone had to do something to get you off the downward spiral that your life has become. You didn't know? Well, life is like that sometimes. You'd think your so called friends would have told you but you know how they can be... But enough about them! Today, thanks to the unceasing in tireless work of The Evanstones, all you problems will soon be like the foam of yesterday's tsunami being shrugged off the triumphant back of Godzilla on his way to a hot date with Faye Raye. (No one ever really believed it would last between her and King Kong anyway)

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Nastronaut 03:29
Computers now have primary control of critical vehicle functions.
Mr Burns 02:46
Airstream 03:36
Hi-Flyer 03:07
Reverb Tale 04:00
Blackout 01:45
Sneaky 03:42
Nurfo 04:29


released January 8, 2017

Quisp Evans is Hal Colombo - guitar
BB "Barney Rumble" Evans is Colin J Nelson - drums
Niles Coletrane Evans is Brian Christansen - other guitar
A Frame Evans is Ian Brewer* - bass
Walter Evans is Paul Beaudry* - bass on other songs
Undercover Evans is Jeff Warden* - bass, but not at the same time.
Melkor Evans is Mel Anthony - also guitar
Special thanks to:
Her Car Studio - Recording, mixing.
Mastering by the mighty Carl Saff of Saff Mastering, Chicago Ill.
*not all at the same time.


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The Evanstones Seattle, Washington

Originally lab chimps working as mild mannered reporters for a quaint metropolitan newspaper, The Evanstones came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal monkey men. Upon their arrival at the Ellis Island of Dr Moreau from the old country, the Evanstones changed their name from The Evansteins and were on their way to the fickle fate of forgotten fame and fortune! ... more

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